Simple. Natural. Easy. Effective. ðŸ§
Why?
A ritual for every job.
Salty Turbo fuels performance, stamina, and everyday energy.
Salty Einstein powers focus, flow, and full-brain brilliance.
Salty Goddess supports a woman's full hormonal cycle with steady, no-crash minerals.
Ocean-sourced electrolytes, functional mushrooms, and creatine in every bag, so whatever the day asks of you, your ready.
What’s Inside
1x Salty Turbo — Cordyceps, Creatine HCL & ocean minerals for performance & stamina
1x Salty Einstein — Lion's Mane, Creatine & Magnesium L-Threonate for focus & flow
1x Salty Goddess — Maitake, Creatine & cycle-steady minerals built for her
84 servings total (28 per bag) · 1 heaping tsp (6.8g) per serving · plus a free G/L stainless steel spoon.
No maltodextrin, stevia, monk fruit, "natural flavours," or hidden additives.
Just functional flavor.
How to take
Mix 1 heaping tsp (6.8g) into 10-12oz of water. Best served cold
Reach for Turbo before training or when you need energy that lasts, Einstein when you need to lock in and focus, and Goddess daily as your foundational hydration.
Rotate them to your day or stack as needed. Best taken consistently.
Is this a stimulant stack?
No. This stack is built specifically for people who want cognitive support without stimulants. The focus and energy support here comes from functional mushrooms, creatine, and mineral balance, not caffeine or synthetic stimulants. The goal is a calm, sustained attention window, not a spike. If you currently rely on caffeine, most people find this stack supports a natural transition rather than a cold-stop removal.
Can I use this daily?
Yes! Daily use is where the stack compounds. Lion's Mane and the functional mushrooms in this bundle build effect over time with consistent use. Creatine saturates gradually and performs better the longer you take it. Salty Einstein supports daily hydration baseline whether you are in a deep work session or not. This is a daily ritual, not a situational supplement.
Is this just for work?
Not at all. The cognitive and hydration support in this stack applies to anything that requires mental presence studying, creative projects, parenting, training, long drives, social situations where you want to be sharp and calm. Deep work is the primary use case but the benefits don't stop when the laptop closes.
Why do I sometimes see sediment in my drink?
Great question! Most people don't notice it at all, but if you do, here's what it is.
We use full-spectrum functional mushrooms, which means the fiber, the beta-glucans, and the naturally occurring compounds are all preserved whole. Mushroom fiber doesn't fully dissolve and that's intentional, it's part of what makes the whole mushroom more effective than a stripped extract. The natural sugars from our freeze-dried fruit work the same way. Real ingredients from real sources behave differently than synthetics designed to look perfectly smooth in a glass.
A quick shake or stir is all it takes. That's what the stainless shaker is for.